A great hello!wanna hear some jokes?

Here are the 2jokes you always wanted to hear!

1.Gert:The tv reception atour house is terrible.

Bert:How bad is it?

Gert:Its so bad,we got only two channels,on and off!

2.Iggy:Hey ziggy,why are you sad?

Ziggy:My sister said she wouldn' talk to me for 30 days.

Iggy:Why should that make you sad?

Ziggy:Todays' her last day.

my favourite teacher

My favourite teacher is mdm phua.she thought me when i was primary 2.She always gives us lucky draws, games and prizes.she is a kind and caring teacher.she is also pretty and considerate.she understands us.I like her and think I am very lucky to have this teacher!

my birthday

My birthday is on august 10.

blacky

adopt your own virtual pet!

my favourite pet

my favourite pet is a puppy.It is soft and fluffy.I like taking it for walks and bathing it.I never forget to feed or give it water.If I have a dog,I will let it sleep on my bed .Iwill always remember to take it for a walk and play with it.Iwill never leave it alone.Dogs are simply the best, cutest, and fluffy animals in the world!